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Real Christians Do Not Sin

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20060529 | 10:34 pm

Sister Elizabeth is the wife of the main Christian Warrior Todd who actually goes by the name “Micah”. So far I have not seen Elizabeth preach much but she certainly has her place in the flock. Her main objective is to talk about what a dutifully complying wife she is and how all the on looking sinful women should go home to cook, clean and be obedient to their men. I believe she is also used as the master of ceremonies since she has been introducing all the very honorable men before they get up on the stoop and belt out the word of their Lord. Her speech giving technique is likening to Dana Carvey’s impression of “The Church Lady” from old Saturday Night Live episodes. She always starts out with the phrase “Listen up boys and girls” screeching like a cat in heat, and goes on to expound on why we are going to hell for masturbating and other sexually immoral activities. She almost always ends her sermon with discussion about how she has never masturbated and how wonderful her sex life is with “Micah”. Sometimes I get a chubby when I get too deep into thinking about it. Please view larger version at deviantART or Flickr.

Real Christians Do Not Sin

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lina love

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from: isobel_5
date: 20060530 03:07 am (UTC)
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nope, she sinned, you can tell. she defenitely has a sin in her....she is sinning by how badly dressed she is right now. OUch!

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 05:14 pm (UTC)
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Indubitably, she will not be making any of those “good Christian girl” best dressed list…

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Rosie

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from: tbncirce
date: 20060530 03:34 am (UTC)
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she has pretty eyes

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 05:16 pm (UTC)
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A lot could be done with that girl. She needs one of them make over shows to come knocking at her door. She would blow people away, and they’d call it a miracle!

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Katy

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from: ultra_hush
date: 20060530 04:11 am (UTC)
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Hahaha you getting a chubby. That's hilarious. Man, you know? At first glance, I thought she was a pretty lady. Then I read your description and I couldn't help but to laugh. It's sad. I guess I'm a sinner!

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 05:20 pm (UTC)
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What? You don't think I could get a chubby, a few Viagra and I’m golden ;)

She actually is a very pretty lady; I’m hoping she finds her way out of that crazy life...

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 05:30 pm (UTC)
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You should come out there with me sometime; you'd see how they blow anyone off that knows the Bible well... For these people the Bible is black and white and can only be deciphered the way they say it can... They love certain verses in the Bible and they know them their way and only their way. They clamed to be there to save souls but I assure you it has little to do with saving souls and more to do with being right. To tell you the truth, when I first saw these people I thought they were some kind of acting troop or were a complete farce. They are however the real deal and believe everything they say.

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 06:13 pm (UTC)
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That would me awesome... especially if i could photograph it ;)

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 05:30 pm (UTC)
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BTW... you would not be a "REAL" Christian....

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 05:34 pm (UTC)
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You should be scared, these people are the same caliber as the fundamentalist Islamic in the Middle East, they just follow a different book.

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CAUTION-FREE SINCE '83

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from: dirtdolldeluxe
date: 20060530 12:50 pm (UTC)
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she looks possessed! run, danny! run!!!

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 05:35 pm (UTC)
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Na, I have a way with crazy women ;)

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tuesday_violets

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from: tuesday_violets
date: 20060530 04:45 pm (UTC)
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Hello, and first things first, amazing photo, as always. I have been a faithful follower of yours for a while now. I always look forward to your posts in photographie, and I think your work is incredible. Some of these pictures are so unbelievably real, so... capturing, to say the least. So, as a loyal fan, would it be alright if I friended you? This is a newer journal of mine, although I've been a lj-er for some time, and I don't have many friends. Please let me know; I won't until you've said it's okay. Thanks for sharing the magic, and please, keep 'em coming!

~tuesday_violets

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060530 05:10 pm (UTC)
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Thank you so much :) you are more then welcome to friend me, i have already friended you ;)

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Extraordinary Machine

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from: tragiccomedy
date: 20060530 08:26 pm (UTC)
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Of course Real Christians do not sin. Never. They never envy other people, or anything to that ilk. Ohhhh no. They are PERFECT.

*giggle* Silly lady.

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060601 05:17 am (UTC)
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thats what she says ;)

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Jinx

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from: crystalforest
date: 20060531 02:35 pm (UTC)
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Her eyes are just so intense, but in the midst of them she looks so lost. You captured all of that perfectly. *grins*

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060601 05:18 am (UTC)
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i felt she looks lost too...

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Blackdove

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from: blackdove1978
date: 20060531 08:57 pm (UTC)
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That woman needs an ass fucking.

Sorry. I'm fed up today.

Great shot, as usual. Trying to catch up, looks like I have to put it off until tomorrow. Again.
xo

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Danny Hammontree

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from: dannyhammontree
date: 20060601 05:19 am (UTC)
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i am pretty sure you go to hell for ass fucking... i do remember that story in the bible, and if you look back you turn to salt ;)

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snugglepunk

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from: snugglepunk
date: 20060601 06:00 pm (UTC)
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ive seen some pretty insane "christian" extremists before but these kids seem to get crazier every time you photograph them.
im a christian and people like this piss me off because they are the reason that everyone hates christians so much.
what happend to "all have sinned and fallen short of the grace of God" and i think i saw some one comment here that if real christians dont sin what was the point of christ dying on the cross which was going to be my argument as well!
what about "judge not least ye be judged" and esspecially "I have sheep in many flocks"?!?!?!!!
the Jesus that i worship told me i was a sinner and that everyone else was from the moment we exist and He also beat the shit out of people like this in a church with a whip... Christ didnt come to save insane extremists like this who twist scripture to serve their own will He came to save us so that He could destroy them.

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Vivika317

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from: vivika317
date: 20060602 11:27 pm (UTC)
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Someone should buy her the Rabbit Pearl...she really needs to masturbate...

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AJ

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from: outtajo
date: 20060807 02:55 am (UTC)
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I just spent my entire weekend at a UU retreat being trained to teach a comprehensive sexuality education course to teens in my congregation. I spent all weekend rolling condoms down wooden penises, discussion anal sex at great length, and given pointers on how to properly (and always!) use inclusive language.

After uploading my photos from the trip, I decided to search Flickr tags for "born again," just on a lark. (The Flickr tags for UUs were pretty boring, as expected.) And that's where I stumbled across this photo of yours and I just love it. Hope you don't mind that I favorited it and added you as a contact/friend all over. Your photography is stunning.

Too bad this woman's beliefs are so ugly.

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